hi to all medical vampires past present and future!
including a terrific song borrowed from frank klepacki, king of computer game soundtrack authors!
if you wish to use this for educational/entertainment/commercial functions please contact me.
LYRICS
Medical vampire, whatever, mosquito
well i be the hero when it comes to needles
won’t be injecting, let me discuss
i’ll take a specimen with minimum discomfort
today i’ll be your phlebotomist
take a blood sample from your elbow or wrist
after i intro and examine your name
i’ll tie your arm with a tourniquet
not my intent to stop the flow
I require a little more vein info
the ideal place for me to stick
would be the medi, basi or cephalic
i clean the site to make it tidy not dirty
stick the needle in between degrees fifteen and thirty
i will not harm ya so don’t ya make trouble
the process in agonizing but tolerable
believe in my proficiency
stable hands a sign of my confidence
in my training and ability honed through the years
a whole lot of practice sticking my peers
we’re professionals since of this
so please kindly sir make a fist
and BLEEEEED for me
i need a few of your blood
left tube with no moving parts
don’t say vacutainer, that’s a hallmark
as soon as the needle is under your skin
blood comes out when the tube goes in
eliminate the tube or it’ll hemolyze
if i eliminated it all it ‘d make you cry
take out the needle and it’s nearly over
apply pressure to prevent hematoma
ditch the needle in a puncture-proof case
universal safety measures keep us safe
label tube name number age and sex
it’s currently gradually for the tests
introduction, id, nice and tidy
discuss, find vein and decidey
anchor, insert, do not make it hurt
modification tube, eliminate, identify good work
and BLEEEED for me.
http://phlebotomycareertraining.org/the-phlebotomy-rap/
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